Dan was a single guy living at home with his ailing father, and working in the family business. When he found out he would inherit millions of dollars when his father died, he decided he wanted a wife to share his fortune with. One day, at a business meeting, he saw the most gorgeous woman in the world. He worked up his nerve introduced himself to her. He told her "I may look like an ordinary guy, but in a few months, I will inherit millions and millions of dollars". Impressed, the woman asked for his business card. A week later, she became his stepmother. This just goes to show that women are much better at financial planning than men.
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