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Bad Joke Monday 1 year 7 months ago #16381

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Two recruits are trying to pass an exam to enroll at the University of Kentucky....they are told the exam consists of but one question,they are handed a paper that has the following question....

Old MacDonald had a ________?

Bubba is totally stumped so he leans over to Leroy,Psst hey Leroy what's the answer?Leroy replies "farm."

"Oh yeah I remember now" says Bubba. After a while he leans back over to Leroy and asks how to spell farm to which Leroy replies

"E-I-E-I-O"
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Re: Bad Joke Monday 1 year 7 months ago #16383

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docziggy wrote:
Two recruits are trying to pass an exam to enroll at the University of Kentucky....they are told the exam consists of but one question,they are handed a paper that has the following question....

Old MacDonald had a ________?

Bubba is totally stumped so he leans over to Leroy,Psst hey Leroy what's the answer?Leroy replies "farm."

"Oh yeah I remember now" says Bubba. After a while he leans back over to Leroy and asks how to spell farm to which Leroy replies

"E-I-E-I-O"

You sure that isn't supposed to be a Aggie joke, Doc?? B)
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Re: Bad Joke Monday 1 year 7 months ago #16384

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This morning I was watching the Today Show where the discussion concerned college applicants writing their essay and talking about things in their lives. One applicant stated she enjoyed "torturing children", She meant "tutoring children" Goes to prove spell check may not be a best friend. Although, some tutoring could be torture.
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Re: Bad Joke Monday 1 year 7 months ago #16385

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Re: Bad Joke Monday 1 year 7 months ago #16386

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new2country wrote:

AMEN N2C!!!!
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Re: Bad Joke Monday 1 year 7 months ago #16387

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"E-I-E-I-O"[/quote]

You sure that isn't supposed to be a Aggie joke, Doc?? B)[/quote]

Well, have you heard about the Aggie that got fired from his job at the product inspection line at the M&M factory?

He was fired for rejecting all the "W"s........... :S
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Re: Bad Joke Monday 1 year 7 months ago #16390

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Then there was the Aggie Highway Patrolman that stopped a fellow in Waxahachie for speeding, then asked the speeder to drive on down to Waco because the trooper couldn't spell Waxahachie!
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Re: Bad Joke Monday 1 year 7 months ago #16392

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inkeper wrote:
Then there was the Aggie Highway Patrolman that stopped a fellow in Waxahachie for speeding, then asked the speeder to drive on down to Waco because the trooper couldn't spell Waxahachie!

that one made me giggle
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