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A blog about nothing, really

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So I was just sitting here trying to think about something to blog about for others to enjoy. Unable to think of anything, it hits me. I’ll blog about nothing. It worked for Seinfeld, why can’t I do it?!

What is nothing? In definition, nothing is a concept that describes the absence of anything at all. Colloquially, the concept is often used to indicate the lack of anything relevant or significant, or to describe a particularly unimportant thing, event, or object. It is contrasted with something and everything. Nothingness is used more specifically as the state of nonexistence of everything.

Sounds like a good topic to me especially if NBC can make episodes to span seasons for years, I figured I could take a stab at it too. Forget the story, I’m doing nothing (just don't tell my boss!).

Here are some other tidbits I found when searching online for nothing:

"Nothing is bigger than cyberspace, the Internet, and the NFL site on the world wide web." - Microsoft.

 

People all over the world are talking about nothing. It doesn't matter what language you speak or even if you can't speak. Nothing's the same everywhere you go. Almost the entire universe is made up of nothing. Philosophers think and talk about nothing until they die. "It's" that important!

 

Recipes for nothing

 

Nothing Flat

Take out a rolling pin. Roll it across the table. Serves 9.

 

Nothing Delight

Exhale  (Serves 1).

 

Nothing Like It

Top with whipped cream.

 

Nothing Quite Like It

Top with sour cream.

 

Air Crispies

Leave pan on.

 

Nothing Double Decker

Remove contents of sandwich.

 

Nothing Upside-Down Cake

Turn pan over.

 

Inverse Banquet Cornucopia Extravaganza

Recipe coming soon!

Such a tasty delight, these treats will keep you hungry for more or less. Yum!

 

The Nothing Diet

Don't Eat.

 

And for those who came to this blog looking for nothing, here is a video clip just for you…

 

 

or and maybe just one more...I couldn't end without doing something...

 

 

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