So I was just sitting here trying to think about something to blog about for others to enjoy. Unable to think of anything, it hits me. I’ll blog about nothing. It worked for Seinfeld, why can’t I do it?!
What is nothing? In definition, nothing is a concept that describes the absence of anything at all. Colloquially, the concept is often used to indicate the lack of anything relevant or significant, or to describe a particularly unimportant thing, event, or object. It is contrasted with something and everything. Nothingness is used more specifically as the state of nonexistence of everything.
Sounds like a good topic to me especially if NBC can make episodes to span seasons for years, I figured I could take a stab at it too. Forget the story, I’m doing nothing (just don't tell my boss!).
Here are some other tidbits I found when searching online for nothing:
"Nothing is bigger than cyberspace, the Internet, and the NFL site on the world wide web." - Microsoft.
People all over the world are talking about nothing. It doesn't matter what language you speak or even if you can't speak. Nothing's the same everywhere you go. Almost the entire universe is made up of nothing. Philosophers think and talk about nothing until they die. "It's" that important!
Recipes for nothing
Take out a rolling pin. Roll it across the table. Serves 9.
Exhale (Serves 1).
Nothing Like It
Top with whipped cream.
Nothing Quite Like It
Top with sour cream.
Leave pan on.
Nothing Double Decker
Remove contents of sandwich.
Nothing Upside-Down Cake
Turn pan over.
Inverse Banquet Cornucopia Extravaganza
Recipe coming soon!
Such a tasty delight, these treats will keep you hungry for more or less. Yum!
The Nothing Diet
And for those who came to this blog looking for nothing, here is a video clip just for you…
or and maybe just one more...I couldn't end without doing something...
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