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Christmas Time Movie Quote Answers

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Back by popular demand, another classic twist to movie trivia. Below are the awaited answers to the Christmas Time Movie Quotes posted in an earlier blog. I also included a fun video with images from each movie (see below). Hint: Some movies are repeated and there is only one television episode included.

See how many you answered correctly…

Christmas Time Movie Quote Answers

1. Charlie Brown:  “Hello in there…Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?”

~ A Charlie Brown Christmas


2. Ralphie: “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!”

Mrs. Parker: “No, you'll shoot your eye out.”

~ A Christmas Story

3. George Bailey: “Oddbody... Hey, what's an AS2?

Clarence: Angel, Second Class.

~ A Wonderful Life

4. Garfield: “Whoever invented Christmas trees should be drug out into the street and shot!”

~ Garfield Christmas

5. Mayor: “You may build your clock (Mr. Trundle) and may the enchanting tones of its melody soar to the pinnacles of celestial heights where, oh heck, get started.”

~ ’Twas the Night Before Christmas (with mice)

6. Scott Calvin: “Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?”

~ The Santa Clause

7. Yukon Cornelius  : “Great bouncing icebergs!”

~ Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

8. Aunt Bethany: “What’s that funny squeaking sound?”

Uncle: “Shut up, you could hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin factory.”

~ National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

9. Schroeder: “This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play.”

[Schroeder plays Fur Elise] Lucy Van Pelt: “What kind of Christmas music is *that*?” Schroeder: “Beethoven Christmas music.”

~ A Charlie Brown Christmas

10. Gangster 'Johnny' (from video tape): “Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten!” [machine gun fire] Gangster 'Johnny': “Keep the change, you filthy animal!”

~ Home Alone

11. Yukon Cornelius: “This fog's as thick as peanut butter!”

~ Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

12. The Grinch (in Santa suit) to Cindy Lou-Who: “There’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side, so I’m taking it back to my workshop, my dear, and I’ll fix up there and bring it back here.”

~ The Grinch

13. The Old Man: [shouting] “Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! The fuse is out.”

~ A Christmas Story

14. Kevin: “Did any order me a plain cheese?” Buzz: “Yeah, we did, but if you want any somebody’s gonna have to barf it up.”

~ Home Alone

15. Scott Calvin: “Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the Emergency Room said that eventually the swelling will go down. I hope.”

~ The Santa Clause

16. Frank Costanza (Seinfeld episode): “No, instead, there is a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.”

~ Seinfeld “The Strike” episode

17.  Professor Hinkle: “Messy, Messy, Messy”  Professor Hinkle: “I must get that hat back! Think nasty, think nasty, think nasty!”

~ Frosty the Snowman

18. Aunt Bethany: “Is your house on fire, Clark?”

Clark Griswold: “No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.”

~ National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

19. Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] “Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.”

~ A Christmas Story

20. George Bailey (upon entering pharmacy): “I wish I had a million dollars, hot dog.”

~ It’s a Wonderful Life

21. Frosty the Snowman (as he comes to life):  “Happy Birthday!”

~ Frosty the Snowman

22. Frank Costanza (Seinfeld episode): “Festivus for the rest of us!”

~  Seinfeld “The Strike” episode

23. Clarence: “Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?”

~ It’s a Wonderful Life

24. Mr. Parker: “It’s a major award!”

Mr. Parker: “They'll send the deed for cripsake. I didn't expect them to send a whole damn bowling alley.”

~ A Christmas Story

25. Man on Porch (to George Bailey): “Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?”


26. Clark Griswold (to his brother-in-law):  “Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poop he is.”  Family replies: “Hallelujah.”

~ National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation


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