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Due to the popularity of my Famous Television Couples blog, I felt compelled to repeat myself in true Christmas form with a quiz for all of those Christmas movie fans…

Let’s see how many of our website followers can name the movies that relate to the Christmas season (hint: there is only one television episode answer.) The first few are somewhat easy, but here’s betting some will stump you. Make it more challenging—name the characters being quoted too!

NOTE: Some of the following quotes include colorful metaphors and may not be appropriate for all ages.

 

Look for the answers in another classic blog form including a clever video to refresh your memory later this week…

 

Christmas Time Movie Quotes

1. “Hello in there…Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?”

2. “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!”  “No, you'll shoot your eye out.”

3.  “Oddbody... Hey, what's an AS2?” “Angel, Second Class.”

4. “Whoever invented Christmas trees should be drug out into the street and shot!”

5. “You may build your clock (Mr. Trundle) and may the enchanting tones of its melody soar to the pinnacles of celestial heights where, oh heck, get started.”

6. “Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?”

7. “Great bouncing icebergs!”

8. “What’s that funny squeaking sound?”  “Shut up, you could hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin factory.”

9. “This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play [plays Fur Elise].” “What kind of Christmas music is *that*?”  “Beethoven Christmas music.”

10. “Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten!” [machine gun fire] “Keep the change, you filthy animal!”

11. “This fog's as thick as peanut butter!”

12. “There’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side, so I’m taking it back to my workshop, my dear, and I’ll fix up there and bring it back here.”

13. “Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! The fuse is out.”

14. “Did any order me a plain cheese?” “Yeah, we did, but if you want any somebody’s gonna have to barf it up.”

15. “Bee sting. Evidently, I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the Emergency Room said that eventually the swelling will go down. I hope.”

16. “No, instead, there is a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.”

17. “Messy, Messy, Messy…” “I must get that hat back! Think nasty, think nasty, think nasty!”

18. “Is your house on fire, Clark?” “No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.”

19. “Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually four years old, but also a girl.”

20. “I wish I had a million dollars, hot dog.”

21. “Happy Birthday!”

22. “Festivus for the rest of us!”

23. “Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?”

24. “It’s a major award!” “They'll send the deed for cripsake. I didn't expect them to send a whole damn bowling alley.”

25. “Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?”

Bonus:

26. “Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless,  hopeless, heartless, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poop…”

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