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So there's 3 construction workers working on a skyscraper. One brunette, one red-head, and a blonde.
At lunch, the brunette opens his lunchbox and there's a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich. He says, "Awe man, ANOTHER peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I get them everyday! If I get one more PB&J I'm going to jump off this building!"
Then the red-head opens his lunchbox and there's a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich. He says, "Awe man, ANOTHER peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I am so sick of those! Next time, I'm jumping off this building!"
Then the blonde opens his lunchbox and there's a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich. He says, "Awe man, ANOTHER peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Will I ever get something else?! One more and I'm jumping too."
The next day each of them open their lunches to discover PB&j's, so they jump off the building and die.
At their funeral the brunette's wife cries and says, "Why did I pack him peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches, why!?" The red-head wife cries and says, "Why didn't I pack him something else, WHY!?!?" Then the blonde's wife says, "Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."
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