Two magicians were practicing their levitation skills with their children. The first magician had his son lay down on the ground and waved his arms. The child came right up to his waist line and then gently lowered down.
The second magician had his son lay down and waved his arms and NOTHING. Not a thing. So he figured his son didn't know the trick and he called his daughter in the room. He had her lay down on the spot and he waved his arms. Nothing. Not a thing. About this time the first magician said "I think I can give you a few tips here." The second magicians said "Look, man, do NOT tell me how to raise my kids!"
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