Well here are a few more that border on bad...bad jokes, bad taste...you name it...
I entered ten puns in a contesr to see which one would win. No pun in ten did.
When I was a kid, ADD was referred to as SHUT UP AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
I hate people that take drugs. Mainly drug enforcement officers.
Longer joke for the folks without ADD:
A pastor buys a Lawn mower and two days later he returns it to the store "This Lawn mower you sold me doesn't work." He says.
"Well, Did you pull the chord to make it start?" ask the salesman.
"Yes I did." replyed the Preacher.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you,This Lawn mower works only if you Cuss at it." says the salesman.
" I can't do that I am a preacher, I havent cussed in years." Said the preacher.
"Keep pulling the chord and it will come back to you." says the salesman.
OK, OK...stop clapping...here are a few more...
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I just can't seem to finish anyth
The recent earthquake in Washington, DC obviously was the government's fault.