But sometimes I get something that’s worth sharing, like this from Grant Alexander, which came under the subject “Christian One Liners.” I’m hardly what you’d call a religious fanatic, but I can appreciate a good sense of humor, especially when it’s dry and lighteartedly self-deprecating. (I love the one about sitting in someone else’s pew!). Enjoy!
CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS
Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited. Until you try to sit in their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
It is easier to preach 10 sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.
God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'
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