A new book landed on my desk last week. I don't remember requesting a review copy of it, but then, I'm old and worn to a frazzle these days. Plus, my mama taught me not to look a gift horse in the mouth, so I took the book home and put it aside for Sunday.

The Winnsboro Gallery will host a special exhibit of paintings by Ellie Taylor, a contemporary impressionistic painter who lives at Holly Lake Ranch, from Friday, April 17, through Saturday, May 2. 

Tom Green forwarded this to me the other day. I’m sure many of you have seen it before — I’d sent it out to a few friends a couple of years ago after seeing it on a web site that escapes me now. But it’s still a lot of fun. Feel free to add your own. (P.S. This list in no way reflects the opinions of myself or MySSnews.com or Echo Publishing Company, especially anything having to do with cruising the park for young girls or the standard of care at Hopkins County Memorial Hospital. Although that bit about Fred Randles did make me spit coke all over the computer monitor.)

So Terrell Owens left Dallas smelling like a rose, I think.